A modern major criminal

Sunday 01 December 2019

HS2, we’re after you
We’re gonna knock your project down
You’re clinical, you’re cynical
We’re gonna run you out of town
Our pear tree loss won't be a wrench
As you'll return it as a bench
But rest assured we'll bring you down

The eruption of corruption
Truly is despicable
The major parties' love for it
Is just so inexplicable
Review's a sham, chaired by a man
Who clearly doesn’t give a damn
But has a bottom that's so kickable

Their “concern” for woods and
Wildlife is something less than minimal
They tell their lies in a way
That is just subliminal
They think they are untouchable
They are the very model
Of a modern major criminal

HS2, so morally devoid
Will never rest ‘til the
Trees are destroyed
They take out species, move their niches
Who on earth let them off their leashes?
They're as welcome
As a haemorrhoid

As muscle tenses, we climb fences
At risk of pain testicular
With bloodshot eyes and screaming cries
From distress most particular
But we stand tall, we'll fight them all
We're gonna make contractors crawl
And block their diesel vehicular

When we see a shrew or badger’s poo
We all go quite delirious
We fool around, we laugh a lot,
But sometimes we’re quite serious
When in camp it’s often damp
We all resemble scruffy tramps
With a smell that’s quite mysterious

SO...
HS2, we’re after you
We’re gonna knock your project down
You’re clinical, you’re cynical
We’re gonna run you out of town
Our pear tree loss won't be a wrench
As you'll return it as a bench [SERIOUSLY?]
But rest assured we'll... BRING... YOU... DOWN!